Is Vallu leaving the clan?

Dear fellow SGTA tankers,

it is a sad day for SGTA indeed. Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer will announce any time that he will quit the clan and WoT altogether in order to focus on his extra-WoT activities.

Untill recently, Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer was a very important member of this clan but lately some rl activities have taken all of his energy and time and he can no longer be in the clan.

The first rumor begun when he told one of the members something about a Goose. Despite my relentless efforts to learn something more about the "goose" issue, each time I asked Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer about it I hit a brick wall. From there on I begun making my own investigation on the matters, the conclusion will be shown to you later on.

Just a few weeks after the "goose" issue, another issue came up involving a racoon. This time Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer kind of admited that he was occasionally sharing his bed with a racoon but he was unwilling to provide any further information.

I will stop beating around the bush people and I will openly say it: From my extensive research I have found out that Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer has embarked on a top secret project which involves the cross-breeding between humans, geese and of course racoons. It is also rumored that his experiments also involved lil ponies but this rumor still remain unconfirmed.

He has established a farm on a top secret rural location in Finland and despite having a lot of troubles with animal rights activists he seems determined to proceed with his project.

To quote the man himself "I am tired of all the noob team, stupid MM and 0dmg penetrating hits. From now on I will dedicate my life into the breeding of racoons, geese, lil ponies and myself, strictly for scientific purposes"

Bye bye my ol' friend we will miss you! I hope that your cross-breeding turns out to be succesful and that one day we will find your product in IKEA meatballs (Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer claims that it will be waaaaayyyy better than the horse meat they currently use for their meatballs).


o7 Sapaki
(Taps his fist to his chest twice, blinks and points it at Vallu the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer)

What will he call the breeds? Ragoose? Gogoons?

According to my information it is still yet undecided as no one knows what the breeds will look like eventually. Don't forget that there will be Vallu's DNA in the mix as well and possibly lil ponies.

One thing is for sure though these things will look ugly (even more if Vallu's DNA is dominant), hence their use will be limited to IKEA meatballs.

I can't share any information of this purely scientific (and 100% legal not at all ethnically dubious) experiment. Lil' ponies however are not part of the experiment, against Sapaki's wishes, as they are too closely related to horses. If you wish to contact me e-mail me at lirpA0104@gmail.com

No animals were harmed during this experiment.

PS. Thank you for that title Sapaki

Hey! I saw what you did there!

Too bad I am the only one who knows... Btw Vallu, recheck my topic, you missed your name once without adding the ahem ... "title"

Damn admin rights!

No I didn't, you must be hallucinating

LOL
That topic made my day
I kept laughing for ten minutes and there is still a grin on my face.

Brilliant work Sapaki.

Cheers for being you, guys.
This is why I love to play with all of you crazy people

Bowing to the Glorious Deputy Commander and Master Killstealer and his Greek Beta Pony Assistant
Wasp

Will the goose be good platoon mates?

Haha brilliant, wondered why he kept talking about EMUs the other night too.....it all makes sense now.

CountOfTuscany wrote:Will the goose be good platoon mates?

The official SGTA jargon is from today "racoon mates" and not platoon mates

Great, so we will have racoon mates to battle the geese trains and the lil pony sealclubbers (yea sealclubbing lil ponies, badasses).

What did I just read?
Sorry I guess I need more coffee to understand..

It's soon past 1st of April, change the title accordingly to avoid confusion or else I'll pair Sapaki and Vallu in yaoi.

In a what?

just google it! : "Yaoi,[nb 1] also known as Boys' Love, is a Japanese popular term for female-oriented fictional media that focus on homoerotic or homoromantic male androphilic sexual relationships, usually created by female authors." Source wikipedia.org.

In other words it's the Japanese term for manga gay (the proper manga gay term would be bara it seems) but with nuances of course (orelse it would not be Japanese would it?). I think the Yaoi term must suggest something a lot more corny than the regular gay stuff. Kawa please enlighten us!

Btw Kawa I seriously doubt that there is ever going to be ANY confusion whether this topic is an April's fool or not.

dafuq did I just read?

montyburns1982 wrote:dafuq did I just read?

A full stack of private jokes made public. The trigger was the date the topic was started.

I'm glad I didn't google that...

I think there shouldn't be any confusion whether this a serious topic or not.

Vallu01 wrote:I'm glad I didn't google that...

I think there shouldn't be any confusion whether this a serious topic or not.

Some romantic stuff going on here ....

XD